Category: Humour
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The Green Machine: Siemens Tumble Dryer iSensoric extraKLASSE WT47RT90GB review
Never mind all that. There are actually only three settings: Don’t bother, Whatever, and Just Do Your Damn Job. I recommend the last.
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Take a Trip to No Dragon Wood
…but you don’t have to worry in the least ‘bout incineration by a mythical beast
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Welcome to Harry Hornet’s Parade
When I was A young boy My father He took me into Watford To see the Hornets play
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The Mug Protocol
So if you are invited to stay at our house for a few days – and don’t worry, the risk is low, we’re not very sociable – there are a few house rules you should be aware of.
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Palin and Holmes: looking back to greatness
So why should their attitudes to continued celebrity be so different?
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The Secret Genius of Charles III
Who really wrote the Beatles’ songs? (Or Shakespeare’s plays, come to that.)
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Nine Handy Trouble-saving Opera Hacks
Do you ever think there’s a little too much drama in opera? Here I offer a few suggestions as to how the participants could save themselves a bit of trouble.
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Paddington Bear and the Cholesterol Bath
Come back in a couple of months and you’ll find me sporting whiskers and a white napkin while a rosy-cheeked maid serves me my kippers, eggs and tomatoes under a silver cloche, as my butler hands me a freshly ironed copy of The Times, from which I emerge occasionally to…
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elementary
if I could give a longer list of elements I surely would, of others that I may have missed no news has come to chorleywood
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The Bream and the Mule
At this point Rob perhaps sensed I was getting a little overwrought, and suggested, probably by way of distraction, that I might enjoy trying to incorporate the words on the board into a poem.
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The Mull and Iona trilogy
Rachel went to eat a sandwich Of chicken, bread and basil, and which Once her appetite was sated From her stomach separated Embarking on its own romantic Trip across the North Atlantic.
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The Top (Insert Arbitrary Number) Classic Nasty Songs
If you were ever tempted to invite Ray Davies to join you in a game of golf, pay attention.
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