Ramblings

Ooh…Buying the food from Super-U 
It's not very easy I tell you 
Too much ice cream in the trolley 
Is making my tummy go wobbly 
Saw I was getting much fatter 
Thought I would try the fish platter 
But was all covered batter 
Made me mad as a hatter

Ah ah ah ah ah la la la la la la 
Ah ah ah ah ah la la la la la la
I predict a diet! I predict a diet! 
I predict a diet! I predict a diet!

Ooh… Went down to the Boulanger 
Looking for something to manger 
After a bit of tarte aux pommes 
I don't look so good without clothes on 
Maybe I'll run a bit faster 
If I cover my nipples in plaster 
In Athens I'm not gonna get far 
Unless I can find a good sports bra

Ah ah ah ah ah la la la la la 
Ah ah ah ah ah la la la la la la
I predict a diet! I predict a diet! 
I predict a diet! I predict a diet!

And if there's anyone who comes out here 
Who only wants to come to there
I predict a diet! I predict a diet! 
I predict a diet! I predict a diet!

Ooh…Followed my wife down to Tesco's 
Buying egg/sausage/bacon/tomatoes 
I said to her "Why did you buy those?" 
All that she told me was "God knows"

Ah ah ah ah ah la la la la la la 
Ah ah ah ah ah la la la la la la
I predict a fry-up! I predict a fry-up! 
I predict a fry-up! I predict a fry-up!

If there's nobody left in here 
Who still likes lettuce I fear
I predict a fry-up! I predict a fry-up! 
I predict a fry-up! I predict a fry-up!