BetCoin

Distrustful of fiat currencies? It’s time you invested in something completely safe. BetCoin’s unbeatable algorithm will guarantee you exciting returns!

(Not a recommendation)

Cryptocurrencies have been described as a transformative technology that could revolutionise a number of industries. Because they cannot be printed or seized, cryptocurrencies may also provide a safe store of value.

While the success of any cryptocurrency project is not assured, early investors in a crypto project that reaches its goals can be richly rewarded over the long term. This is why BetCoin is so exciting.

BetCoin has nothing to do with betting or gambling: in fact it’s almost the opposite: a risk-free way to make money. It takes its name from Betty, our sawn-off Jack Russell cross rescue, well known around Hertfordshire and Buckinghamshire as a trustworthy investment expert and a model of financial probity.

Betty, “a model of financial probity”, with Piggy

A new BetCoin can only be created each time Betty fetches her Piggy. This unique algorithm will strictly limit the number of BetCoins which can ever be issued, so you can trust BetCoin in a way that you could never trust the US Federal Reserve or the Bank of England.

To explain the maximum number of BetCoins which could be created, here are the guiding principles:

  • We estimate Betty’s age at nine years old
  • Jack Russells typically live 13-16 years
  • We do not expect her to be still fetching Piggy after the age of 14
  • She typically fetches Piggy about forty times a day
  • The daily total of “fetches” for the purpose of determining the issue of BetCoin will be strictly capped at fifty per day
  • All fetches will be completed on our Olympic standard Piggy fetching course
Olympic standard

So assuming we are blessed with five more years of our wonderful Betty, that would give a maximum issue of 5 x 365 x 50 = 91,250. In addition we will cap the total issue at 85,000. No more can ever be issued.*. This is your absolute guarantee against inflation, and against the price ever going down.

Your BetCoin will be held in a totally secure digital wallet. You will be the only person who can access it.§

BetCoin has been enthusiastically endorsed totally ignored by Sir David Attenborough, Tom Hanks and MoneySavingExpert.com founder Martin Lewis. So what are you waiting for? Unload your outmoded and treacherous dollars, euros, sterling and yen into our account (BetCoin Philanthropies, Vladivostok) and we will exchange them for shiny new BetCoin. You can’t lose!

Here is a picture of Sir David Attenborough

*except in certain special circumstances.

§ to enhance your security, BetCoin Philanthropies Inc. will also have access to your secure digital wallet.

Cautionary note: to make a profit out of BetCoin, you will need to find an even bigger idiot than you to sell it to. But don’t worry, there are plenty out there.

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